I love fucking married ladies. I love fucking married ladies I will finally fuck my wife

My name is Dmitry. I’m 28, athletic, fit, gym 2 times a week, quite handsome.

I have one weakness, I love fucking married ladies and girls who are dating guys. It all started about 4 years ago, there was a corporate party at work, so I fucked a colleague’s wife (he wasn’t my friend, so my conscience didn’t bother me). And I really liked it, not in the sense that I had sex (although the sex was awesome), but in the fact that I fucked someone else’s wife, just someone else’s.

I got a taste for it. An interest in sports appeared. I wildly liked the fact that I was more desirable than their husbands, it gave me pleasure. Then I became insolent to the extreme, I coveted the boss’s wife, he is so successful, he has 3 businesses, a beautiful young wife, but I have nothing. Just a week of attention, and now I’m fucking her at home, my happiness knew no bounds, I liked to realize that I have the wife of my boss, who gives me a salary once a month and who does not suspect anything. In a fit of love passion (as it seemed to me then, I had crossed the border), I began to slap her in the face and say: “What a whore, do you love my dick?” I don’t know why I said this; apparently, I wanted to be superior to him in at least some way. Imagine my surprise that she began to groan and mutter: “Yes, I love your dick, fuck me, honey!” At this time I felt like the center of the universe and after a while I came. After that she said that it was the best sex of her life, I thought she was joking because... I forgot to mention that my boss is not a 50-year-old fat hog, but a young 32-year-old man with a pleasant appearance. And this feeling when you fuck someone else’s woman and she said that it was the best sex - it’s fucked up, I don’t know how to describe it.

After this time, I realized that I not only like to insult women in bed, saying something like: “Your husband is a *** loser, I love fucking his wife,” but also to dominate them, slap them, spit in their faces , put your fingers in your mouth. Yes, apparently I'm a pervert. Then I started experimenting. I ordered them to take out their phone, find a photo of their husband on it, or go to VK, open it in full screen and put the phone on the pillow. At this time I put them in doggy style and fuck them hard.

The point is that I and they can see my husband. At that time I felt like a real male, I really like it. As one of them later admitted to me: “I also enjoyed this (photo of my husband on the phone).” Then she suggested that I go further: a photo of my husband on the phone + a ringtone, like her husband was calling her, and at the same time she was being harshly ***. I was simply stunned, I thought I was such a pervert, but no, here she is too, I liked it.

Then the excitement reached new heights, I wanted more, so I began to persuade them to have sex at their home, in their bed (where they slept with their husband). Unfortunately, some refused, citing the fact that no, I’m not like that. What? What are you not like? I screwed you over at my house several times, and you tell me that you’re not like that? It made me laugh, you stupid whores. They were offended. But some agreed. You probably think that I'm sick, maybe, but this feeling is when you come to someone else's house, to someone else's family, see other people's things (men's), photos on the table, and then you put this whore on their bed and start her ***, this is wild delight. This adrenaline, like “What if my husband comes,” etc., although you know that he is on duty or somewhere else. Sometimes I even wanted to be caught, I would explain to him what a loser he is, although I know that this is wrong, but these emotions...

And now the most important thing is that recently one of the husbands of these sluts found out everything, it turns out that this fool told her friend everything, and away we go. Her husband left her, and now she writes and calls me. But no, not in order to blame me for this, but in order to be with me, she fell in love... Although I always told them the truth, that it was stupid sex and nothing more, but no, one idiot was found. She begins to ruin my life, constant SMS, calls, she started writing to my friends on VK (regular ones, not the ones I fucked) and asking them all sorts of things there.

At first I laughed, but now there’s no time to laugh, she’s ruining my life.

Here, certain behavior options for spouses are already appearing: someone is looking for ways to “reanimate” sex, someone is deciding to cheat. The hero of our regular column dedicated to sex has been married for more than five years. Six months ago, his family was faced with this problem: sex life did not bring any emotions.

The couple found a way out of this situation. Looking ahead, let's say that this method may seem wild to many, but our hero is confident in its effectiveness. We listened to the advice. “It’s probably like this for everyone when you live together for many years. Sex got boring, to be honest, I didn’t even want it. My wife went to a specialist, who found the problem was that I’m not jealous of her, so I don’t want her. Apparently he got used to her always being there. The wife found a way out of the situation. I didn’t agree for a long time, but she convinced me...

On one of the forums we found two men who were not against diversifying our lives by sleeping with my wife. Before my eyes,” says our hero. Preparation. “I prepared myself for this for a long time! My wife said several times that it was okay to refuse, but I was afraid that she would leave me altogether if we didn’t correct the situation. I read articles about this, such fun is called “cuckolding”. A husband should watch how his wife is satisfied by other men. Supposedly it turns me on.

In general, I prepared myself for this for several weeks and decided to do it. A meeting was scheduled in our village to do this in the bathhouse. I still haven’t come to terms with the idea that you can do this on the bed where you sleep every day,” admitted the Nizhny Novgorod resident. Cuckold is married man, to whom his wife is cheating, however, now this concept has expanded somewhat and can include situations where a man is unfaithful to his wife, when husbands agree to extramarital affairs of their wives, and even when the couple is not officially married. Let's get down to business. “Fortunately, the guys we found on the Internet were not the first to take part in such a thing. They explained to us what and how to do, they talked to me for a long time. In the end we went to the bathhouse...

For the first few minutes I really wanted to stop it! I couldn't watch strangers kissing my woman. I saw that she was not at ease either, but pleasure was still noticeable on her face. I watched how they caressed her... After some time, they moved on to the direct act. If it weren’t for the agreement that I should be exclusively an observer until the last moment, I would not have been able to restrain myself,” the man admitted. Guilty eyes. “All this lasted about an hour. Each of the participants in this “game” had their own pleasure. When it was all over, my wife came up to me and looked at me with guilty but satisfied eyes. The guys delicately left, but I couldn’t stop admiring her! We haven't had sex like this for a long time! We just disappeared into each other,” recalls the 32-year-old man.

Our hero admitted that many male friends, having learned about this, called him a “rag” and stopped communicating. But the fetishist himself is sure that it was not in vain that he agreed to “provoke jealousy” in such a radical way. Sex life things got better in their family, but no one remembers out loud what happened in the bathhouse - that’s the rule. Let us remind you that we wrote about what Nizhny Novgorod men think about intimate hairstyles for women.

The funniest

Early morning in the village, an ordinary family of mother, son and father without legs,

Early morning in the village, an ordinary family of mother, son and father without legs, which they lost in the war. The son is getting ready to hunt, takes a gun and a cartridge, then his dad crawls up to him and says:
- Son, take me hunting, I really want to!
- Dad, how can I take you, you don’t have legs, what good are you?
- And you, son, put me in a backpack behind your back, and if we suddenly see a bear, you shoot at it - you won’t hit it, you turn your back, and I’ll kill it with one shot, you know it yourself - I shoot a squirrel in the eye from 100 meters! So we’ll bring the loot home, so we’ll have something to eat in the winter.
The son thought and thought and said, “Okay, dad, let’s go.”
They are walking through the forest, the father is sitting in a backpack, and then a bear meets them. The son shoots, misses, shoots again - misses again, turns his back, dad shoots - also waves, again - misses again. The bear is already rushing towards them, well, the son will give it a try, and meanwhile the father is shouting - they say, quickly, they will catch up! They’ve been running for an hour, they don’t have the strength, the son understands that he and his dad won’t run that far - they’ll both be lost, so he decided to throw off his backpack and runs on.
He comes running home all out of breath and says to his mother:
- Mother, we no longer have a father... - with tears in his eyes.
His mother calmly puts down the frying pan, turns to him and says:
- How did you fuck me with your desire, then my dad came running 10 minutes ago in his arms and said that we no longer have a son!

They invited a guy at work to a corporate party and allowed him to come

They invited a man at work to a corporate party, they allowed him to come with his wives, the corporate party was themed - a masquerade, you had to come in costumes, with masks. No sooner said than done, they got ready before going out, and his wife had a headache, she said, “Go without me, and I’ll lie down at home for now,” and she herself came up with a cunning plan - to follow the man, how he would behave at the masquerade, to pester Zinka from accounting or even get drunk. Before going out, she changed her costume, came and saw her hubby - first dancing with one, then twirling the other, guard! She decided to check how far he would go, invited him to dance, they danced and whispered in his ear: - Maybe we can retire...
They retired, did their business, and the wife quickly went home. Her husband arrived a little later, she decided to ask him:
F - Well? How do you like your corporate party?!
M - Yes, gray boredom, the men and I decided to go play poker, and before that Petrovich, our boss asked him to exchange suits, since he had dirty his, so he was lucky, can you imagine, some woman in the ass gave!

Perestroika, collective farms are slowly dying out, everyone has gathered

Perestroika, collective farms are slowly dying out, all the animals have gathered in the barnyard and are discussing their future fate.
The bulls came out first and said: We must leave here while the hooves are still intact. The roof of the hangar is already leaking, it’s not raining, so we’re swimming like ducks. Next come the pigs: they haven’t eaten normal food for 100 years, the straw is all rotten, they give water once every three days. It’s impossible to live like this, you need to get out. All the other animals supported: Yes, yes, stop putting up with this and let’s go. One Sharik sits still, everyone asks him:
- Sharik, why are you sitting?! Come with us!
Sharik answers:
- No, I won’t go with you, I have a prospect!
Animals:
- What is the prospect? You'll die of hunger here!
Ball:
- No, guys, I have a prospect here!
Animals:
- Well, what prospects do you have here, you’ll get sick, catch fleas and die alone here!
Ball:
- No guys, I have a prospect...
Animals:
- What kind of prospect is that?!?!?!
Ball:
- I heard here that the landlady told the owner “... if things continue like this, then we’ll suck Sharik all winter...”

The girl invited the guy to visit, romantic, that's all. And

The girl invited the guy to visit, romantic, that's all. And at that moment his stomach began to twist, he simply had no strength to endure it anymore. They come into her apartment and the girl says:
- Come in, don’t be shy, go into the room, and now I’ll go to the bathroom and powder my nose...
It was somehow awkward for the guy to ask her ahead of her, so he decided to be patient, although he no longer had the strength to endure it. He walks into the room and looks - there’s a big dog sitting there. He took it and piled it in the room, and thinks that he will then blame everything on the dog, while he, contentedly, goes to the kitchen to drink tea.
The girl with the bath comes out and asks him:
D: Why don’t you go into the room?
P: There’s a big dog there, I’m afraid of it.
D: I found someone to be scared of, she’s plush...
P: Wow, she gave a shit like a real one!

The son comes up to his father and asks: - Dad, what is it?

The son approaches his father and asks:
- Dad, what is virtual reality?
Dad, after thinking a little, says to his son:
- Son, to give you an answer to this question, go to your mother, grandparents, and ask them if they could sleep with an African for 1 million dollars. He approaches his mother and asks:
- Mom, could you sleep with an African for 1 million dollars?
- Well, son, it’s not a tricky matter, and we need money, of course I could!
Then he approaches his grandmother with the same question, and the grandmother answers him:
- Of course, grandson! If I had a million dollars, I would live the same number of years!!!
It's grandfather's turn, grandfather answers:
- Well, actually, once doesn’t count, so of course - yes, with this million we would build a house by the sea, and finally leave my grandmother!
The son returns to his father with the results, and the father says to him:
- You see, son, in virtual reality we have three million dollars, but in real reality - 2 simple #tuts and one faggot!

New jokes

An angry wife bursts into the plant director's office

The angry wife of the chief engineer bursts into the plant director’s office and says:
- How long will you cover for my husband in everything? Everyone knows that he is a womanizer and a drunkard. Moreover, yesterday he came home wearing women’s underpants.
And she threw her panties on the table.
The director tells her:
- Calm down. I don’t have time now, but I’ll figure it out tomorrow and take action. Go ahead, now a delegation will come to see me.
And he put the underpants from the table into his trouser pocket. The next morning, the director’s wife began ironing his trousers, found his underpants and shouted to her husband:
- Peter! When will your stupid jokes end? I've been looking for my panties for two days, and they're in your pocket!