Bad joke? The daughter of Putin’s press secretary called her father “the main thief of the country” and the Russians “slaves.” “I am engaged in theft”

“The hour of revelation has come. I, Peskova Elizaveta Dmitrievna, daughter of the country's main billionaire and thief, press secretary of the head of state. This is the first text I write myself. All others are custom made. There is a whole team of slaves plowing, whom I pay with your money for the sake of PR. My diet consists of lobsters sprinkled with macadamia and saffron, topped with albino beluga caviar, and Devonian crabs. In short, of everything that you can’t afford, since your slave’s pocket is my pocket, embroidered with 60 carats of diamonds,” Peskova said.

She also added that she has 13 slaves, and her father, "the country's chief thief," teaches her "all the intricacies of this lucrative art." “Some serfs write that, living in a palace, I cannot talk about five-story buildings. Well why? My palace has six floors, so my reasoning is quite reasonable,” Peskova wrote.

Posted by nomade. Elizaveta. me cool (@stpellegrino) Jun 1 2017 at 8:47 PDT

“Snob” suggests that with this post she responded to criticism of her previous statements, published May 30. Peskova fully supported the proposal for large-scale demolition of five-story buildings and.

Peskova also spoke about increasing sidewalks. “The decision to expand sidewalks in a metropolis like Moscow seems extremely strange to me.<…>Seven, or even nine out of 12 months of the year in the Moscow climate, you don’t want to walk on the sidewalks at all, and in the remaining five or three months you don’t really want to breathe construction dust either. I don’t think that the practice of driving cars out of the city is applicable for Moscow,” she wrote.

Dmitry Peskov refused

The daughter of the press secretary of the Russian President Dmitry Peskov wrote on her Instagram that her father is the main thief of the country, and she lives in a six-story palace built with the money of Russian taxpayers, is surrounded by slaves and constantly wraps herself in gold while she awaits the next delivery of expensive sanctioned products for dinner. The statement, which is atypical for Peskov’s daughter, looks like trolling, but commentators refuse to believe it. In their opinion, Lisa describes her life too truthfully.

On the evening of June 1, Lisa Peskova published in her instagram Post with revelation about your life. The girl wrote that she was tired of struggling with her conscience and was suffering from insomnia, so she decided to tell the truth about herself:

Peskova also outlined her position on renovation in Moscow - a few days ago she spoke out in favor of renovation, which is why she was criticized by her subscribers: how can a girl living in Paris for several years know how things are going for the residents of Russian Khrushchev-era apartment buildings? Talking about this, Lisa called her father the main thief of the country and indicated that she herself was engaged in the same craft.

In her post, the girl called ordinary residents of Russia slaves and serfs, and also noted that she herself has more than ten servants who carry out her orders.

Peskova's statement is very different from her usual posts, but it does not appear that the account was hacked. Most likely, with this statement the girl decided to troll those who criticize her usual posts and accuse the daughter of Putin’s press secretary of what the children of high-ranking officials are usually accused of. Russian officials. But despite the obvious joking tone of the statement, some commentators took it seriously - they felt that the girl was really talking about her life without embellishment or censorship.

"Horror. A young girl—so much bile.”

“I don’t even understand what new things you revealed to us? Educated people already know this, but uneducated people will not be able to read it, since they are far from the world of social networks and the Internet in general, and in general they are not interested in this.”

“That feeling when there is more truth in a joke than a joke.”

“Well, at least thanks to Elizabeth the French will know what TP from Russia is.”

Many guessed that this was a strange attempt at trolling, but did not understand who exactly Peskov’s daughter wants to troll: spiteful critics or all of Russia?

“It’s good to mock and make fun of ordinary people when you live in France, when your father has millions of dollars (it’s unclear where, ha). A spit in the face of all Russians. And it’s for the best, let everyone know what bureaucrats and their offspring are hypocrites.”

“Sarcasm or anger, it doesn’t matter, it’s not funny at all. What is true is true, your father is who you described him in the post, and in general what was written is nothing more than a spit in the face of ordinary people. I didn’t think that I would write such an angry comment, but lately there have been too many such “attacks” from the “elite”, and the entire government has become exponentially more impudent. The purpose of the post is clear, but it would be funny if at least a third of what is known about the actions of the “top”, including your father, Elizabeth, was refuted. And this makes it completely disgusting.”

“Lisa, your father is one of the most prominent people in the political arena. To some extent, he is the face of the country. And you are his face. And you let him down. Very rude and ugly. I hope he punishes you. It’s too late to put him in a corner and slap him on the butt. But it is possible and necessary to let you live... as a people. Remove the post, Lisa, and apologize. Don’t be a redneck and a boor.”

“Your stand-up was unsuccessful: 1. Because there are people who work from dawn to dusk and receive pennies. 2. Because there are pensioners who receive 8 thousand pensions. Not euros, Lisa, but rubles. 3. Because there are war veterans who live much worse than those whom they defeated. 4. Because there are seriously ill and disabled people for whom the state does not provide sufficient assistance to support at least relatively decent life. 5. In Russia there are people who are malnourished. Yes, Lisa, that's right. 6. There are talented children who cannot enter universities because all education is riddled with corruption. 7. In our country, in Russia, I mean, 20 million people are below the poverty line, Lisa. They lead a miserable, humiliating existence. 8. The country groans from brazen theft. Shameless. Unstoppable. And your father is at the top of the government. And you called him a thief. Even if it was a joke. It's not funny. You start to believe it."

“Exaggerated, but true! The richest country and people live in need 90%... Grannies can’t survive in retirement... They go into trash cans after working for pennies all their lives in enterprises... Madam Peskova, are you still funny?”

Few people decided to support the girl after such a statement.

Peskov’s daughter said that her dad is a thief and a billionaire, and she herself is a stupid fool. Like she was joking.
... every joke has a grain of humor, a little bit....

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“The hour of revelation has come. I, Peskova Elizaveta Dmitrievna, daughter of the country's main billionaire and thief, press secretary of the head of state. This is the first text I write myself. All others are custom made. There is a whole team of slaves plowing, whom I pay with your money for the sake of PR. My diet consists of lobsters sprinkled with macadamia and saffron, topped with albino beluga caviar, and Devonian crabs. In short, of everything that you can’t afford, since your slave’s pocket is my pocket, embroidered with 60 carats of diamonds,” Peskova said.

She also added that she has 13 slaves, and her father, "the country's chief thief," teaches her "all the intricacies of this lucrative art." “Some serfs write that, living in a palace, I cannot talk about five-story buildings. Well why? My palace has six floors, so my reasoning is quite reasonable,” Peskova wrote.

Posted by nomade. Elizaveta. me cool (@stpellegrino) Jun 1 2017 at 8:47 PDT

“Snob” suggests that with this post she responded to criticism of her previous statements, published May 30. Peskova fully supported the proposal for large-scale demolition of five-story buildings and.

Peskova also spoke about increasing sidewalks. “The decision to expand sidewalks in a metropolis like Moscow seems extremely strange to me.<…>Seven, or even nine out of 12 months of the year in the Moscow climate, you don’t want to walk on the sidewalks at all, and in the remaining five or three months you don’t really want to breathe construction dust either. I don’t think that the practice of driving cars out of the city is applicable for Moscow,” she wrote.

Dmitry Peskov refused

I am very lucky, since my dad is the main thief of the country and teaches me all the intricacies of this profitable art.

Elizaveta Peskova, the daughter of Russian Presidential Press Secretary Dmitry Peskov, wrote on her Instagram on Thursday, June 1, that her father is “ top billionaire and the thief of the country"

“The hour of revelation has come. I, Peskova Elizaveta Dmitrievna, daughter of the country's main billionaire and thief, press secretary of the head of state. This is the first text I write myself. All others are custom made. There is a whole team of slaves plowing, whom I pay with your money for the sake of PR. My diet consists of lobsters sprinkled with macadamia and saffron, topped with albino beluga caviar, and Devonian crabs. In short, from everything that you cannot afford, since your slave’s pocket is my pocket, embroidered with 60 carats of diamonds,” Peskova said.

She also added that she has 13 slaves, and her father, "the country's chief thief," teaches her "all the intricacies of this lucrative art." “Some serfs write that, living in a palace, I cannot talk about five-story buildings. Well why? My palace has six floors, so the reasoning is quite reasonable,” Peskova wrote.

Press Secretary Russian President Dmitry Peskov refused to comment on his daughter’s words. He called 19-year-old Elizabeth an adult woman capable of independently participating in discussions.

IN last years Elizaveta Peskova studies and lives in Paris. In Russia, she is mainly known on Instagram, where she has 32.5 thousand subscribers.

Here is the full text of this letter to Instagram. Spelling has been preserved.

“In general, my conscience was completely tormented. I can’t fall asleep anywhere: I couldn’t sleep a wink on any of the yachts, in any of the palaces, or in any of the jets. None of the servants could console me. The hour of revelation has come. I am Peskova Elizaveta Dmitrievna, the daughter of the country's main billionaire and thief, press secretary of the head of state. This is the first text I write myself. All others are custom made. There is a whole team of slaves plowing, whom I pay with your money for the sake of PR. My diet consists of lobsters sprinkled with macadamia and saffron, topped with albino beluga caviar, and Devonian crabs. In short, of everything you can’t afford, since your slave’s pocket is my pocket, embroidered with 60 carats of diamonds. I hope you won’t have to explain that all the liquid entering my body is no younger than my age. I sleep on marbled beef, sprinkled with eiderdown. Before every physical effort, I do my favorite procedure - gold wrap. The procedure involves wrapping the body in a pure gold bar. Gold, of course, is mined by the people. The procedure, of course, is done with public money. With the special promo code "Money of the People" you get a 1% discount. Some serfs write that, living in a palace, I cannot talk about 5-story buildings. Well why? My palace has 6 floors, so my reasoning is quite reasonable. I am engaged in theft. I am very lucky, since my dad is the main thief of the country and teaches me all the intricacies of this profitable art. Recently he supported my initiative with a chest of loot. Using the promo code "The Thief's Daughter" you can get a discount on a new course for young ambitious entrepreneurs. I have 13 slaves: Juan, Juan, Agafriy, Verello, Chuk, Arkady, Basilio, Sho, Ki-Dzi, Tochuku, Vasya, Dima, and you can imagine the third one. Once I sent Agafriy to a closed sale of sanctioned products, and instead of Poulet cheese, he bought Camembert... Well, I think everyone will understand me, I had to fire the ignoramus. I heard that people work, but I’m sure that I don’t know your servile lot. I don’t study anywhere because I’m stupid from birth, but this is not a problem, since, of course, they will buy me a diploma! In the end, if I need something, I’ll just buy a slave with the people’s money! So, the future is mine!”

In the comments to this passage, some users express the opinion that Peskov’s daughter’s account was hacked and some joker put this text in her place.

Other users say that this text is a joke, satire in response to the attacks that are systematically directed at the press secretary. The so-called grotesque, taken to the point of absurdity. True, the users themselves admit that this is so similar to the truth that it does not look like satire on critics. Peskov’s daughter from France does not understand, they write, that one of her dinners in France is worth the monthly salary of an average Russian.

Apparently, Lisa is simply bored in France and wants to prove herself. It’s not all about expressing yourself with slits on the back of dresses, bare shoulders and languid poses, of which there are many on her Instagram. Only Lisa was so divorced from reality that her jokes began to look like the truth.

IN in social networks and the media are actively discussing a new statement by the daughter of Russian Presidential Press Secretary Dmitry Peskov: 19-year-old Elizaveta posted a photo of herself in a crown and robe, accompanying it with a sarcastic post about her “ luxurious life”, which she runs with “people’s money”.

“I am Elizaveta Dmitrievna Peskova, the daughter of the country’s main billionaire and thief, press secretary of the head of state. This is the first text I write myself. All others are custom made. There is a whole team of slaves plowing, whom I pay with your money for the sake of PR. My diet consists of lobsters sprinkled with macadamia and saffron, topped with albino beluga caviar, and Devonian crabs. In short, of everything you can’t afford, since your slave’s pocket is my pocket, embroidered with 60 carats of diamonds,” the girl said. Peskova also wrote that she has 13 slaves, lives in a six-story palace and is engaged in theft, with which her dad helps her.

Posted by nomade. Elizaveta. me cool (@stpellegrino) Jun 1 2017 at 8:47 PDT

Apparently, this is how Peskov’s daughter reacted to criticism of her previous post, in which the girl supported Sobyanin and the renovation program.